a reference to an act or attitude deemed to be of low or amateur quality, when in fact a higher caliber action is required.

A reference to an inept character Tommy "Hopscotch" Hopkins from the 1996 crime thriller "Kounterfeit".

After losing three straight games, Brad was upset and addressed the team during practice telling them, "This isn't fuckin' Tommy Hopscotch anymore guys."

This isn't fuckin' Tommy Hopscotch anymore by Jimbeau McLoverton March 30, 2011

Hopscotch

When a guy or girl has their way with a sex partner then moves on to the next.

*Hopscotchin does include protected sex.
If your not using protection your HOTscotchin.

Yoo! I went Hopscotchin with some chicks last night, I told her to let me hopscotch and she didnt have any problems with it.

myspace.com/jovanos. Check out the song called "Hopscotchin" for a clear example

Hopscotch by Jovanos January 31, 2009

Triple-Dick Hopscotch

Can be used to describe something of which nothing is more gay than. Adding more dicks to the hopscotch does not increase the level of gayness, as nothing can be gayer.

After getting hit with a blue shell at the end of the last lap in Mario Kart, the player exclaims: "Fuck! This shit is as gay as triple-dick hopscotch!"

Triple-Dick Hopscotch by Dr.ChocolateMilk February 5, 2010

Portland Hopscotch

This delightful treat is bi-coastal... it involves being clubbed in the leg by a tri-nippled midget hooker after she discovers that you are paying for some 'intimate time' with Canadian money. After said clubbing, you hop into the nearest cab all the while the short-legged beast is chasing you yelling Gypsy curses.

Ex: Jeff's leg will heal but the pictures of him doing the Portland Hopscotch are priceless.

Portland Hopscotch by babysealclubsamich September 7, 2007

Hopcrotch

Jumping around from pussy to pussy. Banging any chick, any time, any place.

I love going to Vegas. So easy to play hopcrotch.

Went to EDC last year. It was a hopcrotch.

Hopcrotch by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

hipscotch

Being of a state of total absurdity.
Also may be used to describe suspicious characters.

Lets get out of here, this is so hipscotch

hipscotch by holdenchild November 12, 2010

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026