Hopscrotch

The act of randomly banging any person you can get in the bed even if they aren’t single.

Ya.... that girl plays hopscrotch with any guy even if he’s married or not.

by Captain save a cat February 16, 2018

This isn't fuckin' Tommy Hopscotch anymore

a reference to an act or attitude deemed to be of low or amateur quality, when in fact a higher caliber action is required.

A reference to an inept character Tommy "Hopscotch" Hopkins from the 1996 crime thriller "Kounterfeit".

After losing three straight games, Brad was upset and addressed the team during practice telling them, "This isn't fuckin' Tommy Hopscotch anymore guys."

by Jimbeau McLoverton March 30, 2011

Hopscotch

When a guy or girl has their way with a sex partner then moves on to the next.

*Hopscotchin does include protected sex.
If your not using protection your HOTscotchin.

Yoo! I went Hopscotchin with some chicks last night, I told her to let me hopscotch and she didnt have any problems with it.

myspace.com/jovanos. Check out the song called "Hopscotchin" for a clear example

by Jovanos January 31, 2009

Triple-Dick Hopscotch

Can be used to describe something of which nothing is more gay than. Adding more dicks to the hopscotch does not increase the level of gayness, as nothing can be gayer.

After getting hit with a blue shell at the end of the last lap in Mario Kart, the player exclaims: "Fuck! This shit is as gay as triple-dick hopscotch!"

by Dr.ChocolateMilk February 5, 2010

Portland Hopscotch

This delightful treat is bi-coastal... it involves being clubbed in the leg by a tri-nippled midget hooker after she discovers that you are paying for some 'intimate time' with Canadian money. After said clubbing, you hop into the nearest cab all the while the short-legged beast is chasing you yelling Gypsy curses.

Ex: Jeff's leg will heal but the pictures of him doing the Portland Hopscotch are priceless.

by babysealclubsamich September 7, 2007

Hopcrotch

Jumping around from pussy to pussy. Banging any chick, any time, any place.

I love going to Vegas. So easy to play hopcrotch.

Went to EDC last year. It was a hopcrotch.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

hipscotch

Being of a state of total absurdity.
Also may be used to describe suspicious characters.

Lets get out of here, this is so hipscotch

by holdenchild November 12, 2010