Hopebag

Function: noun; Etymology: a portmanteau of "hope"--a key phrase in the 2008 United States presidential campaign--and the slang term "ho-bag"; Definition: A woman with an unnatural, possibly romantic interest with US Senator and President, Barrack Obama.

"Thanks to the hopebag vote, the US is currently lead by a handsome imperialistic warmonger instead of an old and disfigured imperialistic war monger." "The Hopebag who lives across the street glued Obama's face over the face of her ex-boyfriend in all her scrapbook photos."

Hopebag by Shepard Fairee December 1, 2009

hoebag hoedown 

when you and your friends create a party solely to get your cocks sucked by inviting every filthy skank you know.

yo denis did you call that chickenhead courtney to the hoebag hoedown, heard she's a layup. Yea Dave, I even asked rachael. Wait till this knob groupie gets a hold of you. She can suck a fart out of your penis hole. Its gonna be a fuckin bad ass blow bash.

hoebag hoedown by grande galo claro September 2, 2010

hosebag 

A certain woman in her middle 40's
Single
Has a child (to use as a weapon)
No friends
Selfish
Crazy
Whore
Drunk

Sandra LaRoque is such a hosebag!!!!!

hosebag by On the receiving end May 15, 2009

Hoebagel 

a hoe/slut/whore/hooker whos legs are constantly spread open all the time that theres an ever present hole, like there is in a bagel.

Man look at that girl she is such a hoebagel, sleeping with all those men. It's like her legs are never closed

Hoebagel by Always Laughing January 1, 2011

hosebag 

An extremely trashy woman. Generally described by each of the following:
Chain Smoker
+50
Unemployed
Dresses like a skank
Addicted to crack

Look! It's a drunken hosebag!

hosebag by Scott April 3, 2003

cum guzzling hoebag 

someone who likes to swallow cum from alot of people

dude did u hear about that party, that cum guzzling hoebag went down on everybody!

cum guzzling hoebag by Banana$Bear October 21, 2010

slutface hoebag 

what you say when you refer to someone you hate.

Person 1: "What happened between you and (insert name here)?"
Person 2: "Don't worry about it; she's a slutface hoebag."

slutface hoebag by ATowwwn September 17, 2006