Hopebag

Function: noun; Etymology: a portmanteau of "hope"--a key phrase in the 2008 United States presidential campaign--and the slang term "ho-bag"; Definition: A woman with an unnatural, possibly romantic interest with US Senator and President, Barrack Obama.

"Thanks to the hopebag vote, the US is currently lead by a handsome imperialistic warmonger instead of an old and disfigured imperialistic war monger." "The Hopebag who lives across the street glued Obama's face over the face of her ex-boyfriend in all her scrapbook photos."

by Shepard Fairee December 1, 2009

hoebag hoedown

when you and your friends create a party solely to get your cocks sucked by inviting every filthy skank you know.

yo denis did you call that chickenhead courtney to the hoebag hoedown, heard she's a layup. Yea Dave, I even asked rachael. Wait till this knob groupie gets a hold of you. She can suck a fart out of your penis hole. Its gonna be a fuckin bad ass blow bash.

by grande galo claro September 2, 2010

hosebag

A certain woman in her middle 40's
Single
Has a child (to use as a weapon)
No friends
Selfish
Crazy
Whore
Drunk

Sandra LaRoque is such a hosebag!!!!!

by On the receiving end May 15, 2009

Hoebagel

a hoe/slut/whore/hooker whos legs are constantly spread open all the time that theres an ever present hole, like there is in a bagel.

Man look at that girl she is such a hoebagel, sleeping with all those men. It's like her legs are never closed

by Always Laughing January 1, 2011

hosebag

An extremely trashy woman. Generally described by each of the following:
Chain Smoker
+50
Unemployed
Dresses like a skank
Addicted to crack

Look! It's a drunken hosebag!

by Scott April 3, 2003

cum guzzling hoebag

someone who likes to swallow cum from alot of people

dude did u hear about that party, that cum guzzling hoebag went down on everybody!

by Banana$Bear October 21, 2010

slutface hoebag

what you say when you refer to someone you hate.

Person 1: "What happened between you and (insert name here)?"
Person 2: "Don't worry about it; she's a slutface hoebag."

by ATowwwn September 17, 2006