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Hookshot 

The phenomenon where a man's penis curves to one side every time he has an erection. Is usually genetic.
Man with a hookshot: I can piss around the corner.
Hookshot by Merc931 February 17, 2010

Mexican Hookshot 

When the chick is lying on her back on top of the guy's stomach (guy is on his back as well), then the guy fucks her from behind but flips his dick over her crotch and into her forbidden zone in a hook motion.
Bitch 1: Oh my god, sex with Chris was unbelievable..

Bitch 2: Aww damnnn girllll, how was it??
Bitch 1: That nigga knows how to treat a girl & he knows so much shit, I liked the Mexican Hookshot. He invented it, ya dig?
Bitch 2: Girl, I gotta get me some fine ass up in this joint so Ima try dat shit, hoe. But first, Ima run to the 7-11 for some rubbers hoe, peace up.

The Hershey Hookshot 

When in large public restrooms extreme trolls will take a deuce in a stall, then make a hefty wipe, and instead of putting the tissue in the toilet, they hookshot it over the wall with hopes it lands in another stall on someone unsuspecting.
Jacob had become fed up with the HR department throwing their weight around. That last meeting was a disaster. Although his hands are tied to take offcial action for now. He decided to go down to their floor and shoot the Hershey Hookshot in the HR bathroom to get even. He didn't care who got it. They were all on his bad side by now.
The Hershey Hookshot by Byund December 18, 2020

The Krogmann Hook Shot 

When you are with a female making love inside a human-sized hamster cage, and you aren't just feeling it. So you change the mood by doing the famous krogmann hook shot. To initiate the shot you must yell the magical words "REGINA NIMOY ZACKANDO." Once you yell those words, you put in the movie "Rocky 4" and curve your penis to the shape of a pirate hook and shoot your load across her face until she drowns.
Tory- hey did you watch the russian bobsled team compete in madagascar?

Yonnie Von Tuegen- nope, i was doing the dirty with rhonda and did the krogmann hook shot. i have never felt so good other than my first time to disney land

Tory- LOL

hook-shot 

A drinking game, one with really simple rules.
Usually performed at a party or social gathering, and there are two participants.
Two shots are poured, containing some form of hard liquor.
(It is optional to count down from 3 before the shot is taken.)

After the shot is swallowed, the two participants proceed to french kiss, in other terms "Hook Up" hence the name of the game.

Just a really easy, really simple way to get with someone.
Tom: "You know Jack hooked up with Lara last night?"

Kim: "Really, he's so shy, I never thought he'd try.."

Tom: "Well it was over a hook-shot so it wasn't too hard for him."
hook-shot by shadyduck April 9, 2013

Hook Shot 

When one is releasing Fecal matter in a public restroom using the stall gets hit with a soiled tissue from the outside partition
When the Vitcim goes to view who had done this the assailant has fled the crime scene
Yo! You wont believe this while I was on the John dropping the cosby kids off @ the pool I got a Hook Shot and almost got nailed in the face.
Hook Shot by DR BATHROOM May 12, 2010