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hoopshot 

I got a hoopshot last night
hoopshot by J. August 13, 2003

Mexican Hookshot 

When the chick is lying on her back on top of the guy's stomach (guy is on his back as well), then the guy fucks her from behind but flips his dick over her crotch and into her forbidden zone in a hook motion.
Bitch 1: Oh my god, sex with Chris was unbelievable..

Bitch 2: Aww damnnn girllll, how was it??
Bitch 1: That nigga knows how to treat a girl & he knows so much shit, I liked the Mexican Hookshot. He invented it, ya dig?
Bitch 2: Girl, I gotta get me some fine ass up in this joint so Ima try dat shit, hoe. But first, Ima run to the 7-11 for some rubbers hoe, peace up.

Hookshot 

When one person kicks a man in the balls from behind. A true hookshot is done with the tip of one's foot, but any other part of the leg is acceptable.
Dude, did you see that guy get a hookshot? He got it so hard he was rolling around on the ground holding his balls, man!
Hookshot by Lawn_Jesus July 29, 2009

Hoopscotch 

Hoopscotch is a game played by internet celebrity Jimberly and is his third favorite activity, right behind eating chocolate covered bacon and feeding his hamster Winston. The term was first seen in his 9th birthday shout out on a local news show.
Jimberly turns 9 today, he enjoys eating chocolate covered bacon, feeding his hamster Winston, and playing Hoopscotch with his friends.
Hoopscotch by TCharlie January 10, 2011

Hookshot 

The phenomenon where a man's penis curves to one side every time he has an erection. Is usually genetic.
Man with a hookshot: I can piss around the corner.
Hookshot by Merc931 February 17, 2010

The Hershey Hookshot 

When in large public restrooms extreme trolls will take a deuce in a stall, then make a hefty wipe, and instead of putting the tissue in the toilet, they hookshot it over the wall with hopes it lands in another stall on someone unsuspecting.
Jacob had become fed up with the HR department throwing their weight around. That last meeting was a disaster. Although his hands are tied to take offcial action for now. He decided to go down to their floor and shoot the Hershey Hookshot in the HR bathroom to get even. He didn't care who got it. They were all on his bad side by now.
The Hershey Hookshot by Byund December 18, 2020