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hooking it

DC Metro Area term for the act of masterbation
I walked in on my roommate hooking it to porn.
hooking it by SnaykByte March 20, 2007
when you have to walk because you are too broke to have another mode of transportation.
i was "hoofin it" the whole way across pgh because my ride is in the shop.
hoofin it by ginbra con quina March 22, 2011

Hoofin' it 

another term for run or sprint.
Oh, here comes an angry mob. We better start hoofin' it if we want to live.
Hoofin' it by Hawthrone October 24, 2008

Honkin' it 

Slang term for male masturbation that is either used by someone unfamiliar with how male masturbation is "traditionally" performed, or to describe the masturbation technique of a man who does not know how to masturbate in the "traditional" sense
That dude was honkin' it so hard last night he ended up on the hospital.
Honkin' it by Serial Honker April 15, 2023

Hooking it

1. (v.) The Act, process, and/or methods of and involving the illegal solicitation of sex.
2. (v.) To stand on a street corner offering sex in echange for payment of any kind.
Too busy hooking it, ain't ya suzy?

Hey Bob! Look, that fat mexican chick is still hookin it, oh wait... DAMN, that's just your mom.
Hooking it by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003

hoopin it up 

To party it up, have a great time, get crunk. It means a fun night or day ahead.
Ricky: We're gonna be hoopin it up at the river tonight!!!
hoopin it up by rickysbuttwarts June 22, 2014
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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