Hoosieritis 

A malaise that affects a large portion of the population of Indiana. It is characterized by the recognition of the need for a healthier lifestyle, but the adamant rejection of any interventions to improve their state of health. The severely afflicted may present with a number of medical ailments such as Type II Diabetes, Heart Disease, cancer, morbid obesity, and arthritis. These conditions may present even at young ages when the young contract this from their parents.

"Let me get this straight ma'am, you smoke 3 packs a day, drink constantly, eat fast food every meal, never exercise and you wonder why you can't walk more than 15 feet? You obviously have hoosieritis, and it can be deadly"

Hoosieritis by blahblahblacksheeps March 16, 2009

hoosierific 

Being of, or pertaining to hoosiers. Also, anything that is generally considered to be white trash is hoosierific, as well.

Did you see that 85 Camaro that drove by? It was totally hoosierific.

That guy's trash 'stache was hoosierific as hell.

hoosierific by ViciousBoothie June 20, 2007

Hookeritis 

Suffering or recovering from any storm of infectious diseases one would contract in the act and/or work of hooking ; see also: hookering , hooking, slanging the kitty, I.e. prostitution.

*+Items must be cleansed and sanitized to disinfect the virus from the object or premises.**

1. I had to re-disinfect my bong for hookeritis, after that skank ho put her lips on it.

2. I was bound to get hookeritis twerking and grinding all up on exert cutie on the dance floor.

Hookeritis by MamaBel31 November 21, 2022