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Hoeitis is a condition not a disease. Symptoms primarily include attraction to hoes, smoking (and/or licking) crack and credit card debt.
Damn homie! Did you see that chongo trying to be pimping it with that hoe?! That bitch is making him write bad checks! He's got a bad case of hoeitis!
hoeitis by Señor Drop Trou July 23, 2016
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hometits 

"What's shakin', hometits?"
"Me and my hometits did the wild rumpus last night."
"I love my hometits!"
hometits by isleofthieves February 16, 2010
The deadliest disorder known to history. When a female is so horny she decides to cheat on her bf
Yo my girl developed hoeitis and cheated on me. That whore
Hoeitis by Mooseking69 October 5, 2019

Honkeritis

The condition in which one grows voluptuous boobs.
Hagrid, you've recently contracted honkeritis!
Honkeritis by HaxOnMadaDucka March 13, 2021
a disease you may get at birth and could not be cured; a gay man who cant get a boyfriend
He has homoitis soo bad he cant even get a boyfriend!
homoitis by Kobrais5 February 27, 2007
a religion for hoes. made by lilly becker, emma porter, and ella boyd. bible coming soon.
person 1: what is your religion?
person 2: hoetitism.

person 1: what is that?
person 2: look it up on urban dictionary.
hoetitism by hoetitismleader June 5, 2017
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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