Homeritis

A medical condition causing hallucinations that your favorite team or player is better than the national consensus.

Every year he believes the Nuggets are going to win the championship. He has a severe case of homeritis.

by Docrates July 12, 2022

hoeitis

Hoeitis is a condition not a disease. Symptoms primarily include attraction to hoes, smoking (and/or licking) crack and credit card debt.

Damn homie! Did you see that chongo trying to be pimping it with that hoe?! That bitch is making him write bad checks! He's got a bad case of hoeitis!

by Señor Drop Trou July 23, 2016

hometits

like "homegirl" or "girlfriend"

"What's shakin', hometits?"
"Me and my hometits did the wild rumpus last night."
"I love my hometits!"

by isleofthieves February 16, 2010

Hoeitis

The deadliest disorder known to history. When a female is so horny she decides to cheat on her bf

Yo my girl developed hoeitis and cheated on me. That whore

by Mooseking69 October 5, 2019

Honkeritis

The condition in which one grows voluptuous boobs.

Hagrid, you've recently contracted honkeritis!

by HaxOnMadaDucka March 13, 2021

homoitis

a disease you may get at birth and could not be cured; a gay man who cant get a boyfriend

He has homoitis soo bad he cant even get a boyfriend!

by Kobrais5 February 27, 2007

hoetitism

a religion for hoes. made by lilly becker, emma porter, and ella boyd. bible coming soon.

person 1: what is your religion?
person 2: hoetitism.

person 1: what is that?
person 2: look it up on urban dictionary.

by hoetitismleader June 5, 2017