Honkeritis

The condition in which one grows voluptuous boobs.

Hagrid, you've recently contracted honkeritis!

Honkeritis by HaxOnMadaDucka March 13, 2021

Hangeritis

a disease of the shirt; or, those weird and annoying bumps that hangers leave on the shoulders of t-shirts, cardigans, or any similarly soft fabric garment.

"UGH! I can't wear that sweater--it has hangeritis."

Hangeritis by Zelda Zonk December 15, 2009

Hookeritis 

Suffering or recovering from any storm of infectious diseases one would contract in the act and/or work of hooking ; see also: hookering , hooking, slanging the kitty, I.e. prostitution.

*+Items must be cleansed and sanitized to disinfect the virus from the object or premises.**

1. I had to re-disinfect my bong for hookeritis, after that skank ho put her lips on it.

2. I was bound to get hookeritis twerking and grinding all up on exert cutie on the dance floor.

Hookeritis by MamaBel31 November 21, 2022

hoeritis 

It is the act of being a hoe.

That girl over there with the giy has hoeritis.

hoeritis by Sofia1217 June 21, 2017

Homeritis 

A medical condition causing hallucinations that your favorite team or player is better than the national consensus.

Every year he believes the Nuggets are going to win the championship. He has a severe case of homeritis.

Homeritis by Docrates July 12, 2022