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bar-hooker

Someone who sits at bars and engages in conversation in order to gain more sales of beer in a bar.
Oh hes got great conversation and entertaining and before you know they drank 6 pale ales just listening to him what a bar-hooker.
bar-hooker by burslem December 24, 2021

Hooker Barbie 

Noun- means girl with dyed blonde hair, fake boobs and no clothes on
As in "Miss.Hawaiian Tropic 2004 looks like Hooker Barbie
Hooker Barbie by Stacie October 12, 2004

hookerbacon 

The crusty strips of dried up cum that you can peel off the vagina lips of an unbathed hooker.
That bitch had a couple peices of hookerbacon hanging out the bottom of her shorts.
hookerbacon by Kayle December 1, 2006

Hookertary

An administrative assistant who is employed for reasons not related to his/her clerical or professional skills.
OMG Did you see what the hookertary is wearing today? Is it pole dancing Friday again?
Hookertary by Echination January 14, 2015

HookerBat 

A girl who attempts to look like a cute little bat for halloween but looks more like a hooker!
We was passin out candy on halloween to all the little kids in the hood and here came this little girl...she looked like a hookerbat!
HookerBat by stowkenters October 21, 2010

Hookertard 

a hooker that has sex with retards.
Damn ol girl is a hookertard
Hookertard by lalala012345 February 22, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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