While masturbating, before you ejaculate, grab your dick with your stronger hand, and squeeze very, very hard.* doing this right will cause pleasurable pain*. Continue masturbating with you're off hand and don't quit squeezing even when you are going to cum, your cum will be blocked off by your strong grip, so keep squeezing and then release your strong hand (grip) and you will jizz farther and be very accurate.
me says "i hulkerbated in my dogs eye from afar, just what i was aiming for"
you says " hulkerbation huh? your a stud"
n. A female (or sometime male) robot who sells her (or his) robot body for carnal pleasures
Origins: compound word derived from the words "hooker" and "robot"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.