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Hoverbate 

The act of standing over a sleeping individual without the person knowing and masterbating.
Rosie hoverbated over Warren last night.

Warren is the most accomplished hoverbater.
Hoverbate by Nastycindy March 7, 2010

hookerbacon 

The crusty strips of dried up cum that you can peel off the vagina lips of an unbathed hooker.
That bitch had a couple peices of hookerbacon hanging out the bottom of her shorts.
hookerbacon by Kayle December 1, 2006

Hoskeratti

A group of New Zealand right-wing pundits who are paid to complain on every media channel via thinly disguised "opinion" pieces.

Named after their spiritual leader Mike Hoskings, an antipodean Sean Hannity.
I see the Hoskeratti are all about climate change denial this week.
Hoskeratti by Reginald McWangermax September 24, 2019

Hulkerbation 

While masturbating, before you ejaculate, grab your dick with your stronger hand, and squeeze very, very hard.* doing this right will cause pleasurable pain*. Continue masturbating with you're off hand and don't quit squeezing even when you are going to cum, your cum will be blocked off by your strong grip, so keep squeezing and then release your strong hand (grip) and you will jizz farther and be very accurate.
me says "i hulkerbated in my dogs eye from afar, just what i was aiming for"
you says " hulkerbation huh? your a stud"
Hulkerbation by hulkerbating ftw January 27, 2011

hookerbot 

n. A female (or sometime male) robot who sells her (or his) robot body for carnal pleasures
Origins: compound word derived from the words "hooker" and "robot"
"Jude Law played a hookerbot in the movie AI"
hookerbot by babylon1125 May 25, 2006

Hookerama 

When you stumble across an area filled with hookers, its Hookerama!
Hamburgler bailed over the bridge and it was hookerama there d00d! He was lucky he didnt get herped
Hookerama by UrbanAuckland June 27, 2006