Hookertard 

a hooker that has sex with retards.

Damn ol girl is a hookertard

Hookertard by lalala012345 February 22, 2011

hooktard 

Noun:
A profoundly stupid prostitute. Contraction of "hooker" and "retard"

I called an escort service last night. The girl they sent was such a hooktard! She couldn't find my hotel, then she couldn't count the money right and thought I shorted her, then she forgot the condoms!

hooktard by bobber222 August 29, 2012

hookerated

When something acts as a hooker does. Going down, walking the streets, etc

Damn, MSN is hookerated AGAIN! We should all move to JABBER, it's the NU HAWTNESS!

hookerated by The_Tick March 30, 2005

Hookertary

An administrative assistant who is employed for reasons not related to his/her clerical or professional skills.

OMG Did you see what the hookertary is wearing today? Is it pole dancing Friday again?

Hookertary by Echination January 14, 2015

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019