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An unattractive object that smells horrid, or taste disgusting usually considered as garbage.
"This tastes like hookla!"
"You look like a hookla!"
Hookla by HooklaforShookas November 15, 2011

Hookalogist 

Someone who studies the different flavors of hookah and mixes flavors to get new tastes.
The man mixing all the flavors at the hookah bar was a hookalogist
Hookalogist by Brenton C January 22, 2009

hookaface 

someone that acts like a hooker, or simply someone you don't like. he or she is called a "hooka-face," although typically this title is reserved for persons of the female persuasion. pronunciation shouldn't be confused with "hookah," the flavored tobacco. 'tis "hook-a-face."
A: That bitch didn't pay me back.
B: Yeah, she's such a hookaface.
hookaface by coconutcodine July 22, 2009

honkalagoogalas

A rocking pair of titties.

When you see your girl in a new push up bra you immediately drop your jaw at the amazing sight of her honkalagoogalas.
Only natural boobs can honkalagoogalas.
Hey babe, nice honkalagoogalas you got there!
Hey daddy, wanna see my honkalagoogalas?

premature hookulation 

The act of setting the hook while fishing (primarily bass fishing) before the fish has fully taken the bait. A variant of premature ejaculation.
The largemouth absolutely blew up his topwater presentation, but in an act of premature hookulation, Deadeye jerked the Live Target Bluegill right out of that 5 pounder's mouth

hoobalation 

A party in which becomes very boring or is not very 'banging'.
Man, that party was a hoobalation.
hoobalation by Megan July 24, 2004