Hoof'd 

To send it

I fuckin hoof'd her last night, hai bai

Hoof'd by Lord Bernard March 16, 2020

Hoof draggin bitch 

When someone or something does not pick up their feet enough, therefore letting them drag making the sound of a maracas shaking when they walk on hard flooring.

That hoof draggin bitch is so loud when she goes to bed.

Hoof draggin bitch by Urban observer September 17, 2019

hoof doof 

A silly/goofy looking person, place or thing

Look at that dogs haircut. He looks like a hoof doof!

hoof doof by Trapqueenangie July 23, 2022

hoof doof 

A silly, goofy person. An airhead. Funny looking.

Look at that dog. Looks like a hoof doof!

hoof doof by Trapqueenangie July 30, 2022

hoof the back doors in

A term to express forced anal violation, usually of a female.

I'd like to hoof the back doors in on that young beauty

hoof the back doors in by Hoof Man February 3, 2010

human hoof and mouth disease 

What you may eventually contract from habitually being careless of what you say.

If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.

human hoof and mouth disease by QuacksO April 30, 2020

deer hoof

The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. It is also a band.

The guy on this video has some wicked deer hoof going on.

deer hoof by Char H January 11, 2006