Hoodsuck 

Hoodsuck: the exchange of illegal goods (usually in the form of smokeable drugs) via sexual/oral payment. Hoodsucks are usually carried out by nitty's or long haired white men, typically in the surfer category, but isn't narrowed down to that dynamic.

Hugo - "Fuck, we're all out of the uffpay"
Sam - "Nah it's all good, Jacko's out doing a hoodsuck around the corner, should only take 5"
Sender - "Back on then boys"
Shack - "Uck yeah 5 days left"

Hoodsuck by everhada1point7 November 29, 2020

Hoodsuck 

Verb - The action or exchange of sexual/oral intercourse in order to acquire illegal substances, usually smokeable, due to financial hardship.

Hugo - Fuck we're all out lads this isn't ok
Jesse - Nah it's all good Jacko's around the corner doing a hoodsuck, hang in there n clean the vessel
Hugo - Thank god for Jacko's hoodsucks, the milkshake continues

Hoodsuck by everhada1point7 November 29, 2020

Hoodsick 

A feeling of yearning and anxiousness to return to the hood.

"I miss my hoodrats and hustlas. I'm so hoodsick."

Hoodsick by papaya253 September 28, 2011

hoodfucked

Being hoodfucked is like being caught in a difficult situation or in trouble. It is taken from the mental-image of being fucked over the steaming hot hood of a car that just drove from Saskatoon to Regina in the +32 prairie heat.

Tom: Man, my average in Math is 69%!
Grant: You're hoodfucked, dude.

Devon: Man, we have to stay at this assembly until 12:15 and it's TTATT today.
Kirk: Shit, we're hoodfucked!

hoodfucked by kirka boy April 21, 2008

Hoodsick 

Like homesick, but wider in meaning. Usually used when you go on a trip to an area wealthier or nicer than the one you reside in. Rather than miss only your home, you miss the population, the way people act, the food, and essentially the vibe of your entire hood.

I can’t wait to go back home from this trip bro, mfs are weird out here. I’m mad hoodsick right now.

Hoodsick by Fan_Service_King June 28, 2024