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hoodfucked

Being hoodfucked is like being caught in a difficult situation or in trouble. It is taken from the mental-image of being fucked over the steaming hot hood of a car that just drove from Saskatoon to Regina in the +32 prairie heat.
Tom: Man, my average in Math is 69%!
Grant: You're hoodfucked, dude.

Devon: Man, we have to stay at this assembly until 12:15 and it's TTATT today.
Kirk: Shit, we're hoodfucked!
hoodfucked by kirka boy April 21, 2008
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hood fucked 

To receive sexual intercourse on the hood of a car, or automobile.
Barely legal Amber took it bare while being hood fucked on Officer Richard's cop car, after being confronted with a possible traffic citation.
hood fucked by mangang nappo September 8, 2011

headfucked 

Someone who has lost their mind, who does not make any sense when they talk or is just plain CRAZY!
That bitch is headfucked!
headfucked by thegirlwho January 7, 2007

Homofucked 

being fucked by a homosexual, also, this word could be used as a an insult for Homos that fuck each other in the ass.
You have just been homofucked.
You are a homofuck.
Homofucked by sphinx412 April 29, 2009

hoodwicked 

to be tricked in a hood or ghetto way
for a woman to ask her man to go somewhere for her but in the process she is with another man! {lady pimp}!!!
hoodwicked by naja a January 16, 2004

Hoodlocked 

Shit Liss, he's been gone for a week and Im so hoodlocked.
Hoodlocked by Brooke Anderson August 8, 2007

hootfucked 

When one is at a Hooters and they eat the food to only realize they cannot afford to pay it. This, having to work at Hooters to pay off the food.
Charles forgot to pay his credit card bills, and as a result, when he was hootfucked the other night.
hootfucked by Iegnilsh May 13, 2022
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