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A dude who is not good at tennis, not funny, but surprisingly has a large pp.
Look at that shmuck. What a Hongrui. I still love him though.
hongrui by epic beast69 July 8, 2020
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What comes out on a phone if you try to type "innit"
"you're coming, hongu?"
hongu by SirCanealot September 25, 2005
"how was your date with Tyrone?"
"Oh it was great. He had a Hongus."
Hongus by hotfatdogs February 27, 2016
I want to become a hongyu some day
Hongyu by fhcgfjhkjlkjhgjvhkbljhbkj November 14, 2018
wow! here comes a hongrui; what a sexy beast
hongrui by epicbeastgames6900 March 2, 2018
A Term used for excrement, originating from an old man in Devon, it is mainly aimed at Dog excrement but it is fine to use when referring to any type of the brown stuff. He has passed this word onto many people in the South West UK and is now reaching the USA,Pakistan and India through social media sites when west country people are abusing internet stalkers from these places.
After the 1995 Disney release of Pocahontas, This fabulous word can now also have some gay innuendo, such as " I bet he likes to Poke-a-Hontus"
HaHaHa - Look! That woman just stepped in Hontus

Has someone dropped a Hontus on my dinner?, its fucking horrible.
That Slut loved it in the ass ..... Poked-Her-Hontus first night.
Hontus by loler99 April 17, 2013