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Honfiring 

When you make smores,
on a house fire.
"Hey, I want to go honfiring."

"What is it?"

"When you make smores,
on a house fire."

"..."

"So you just wait for a house fire to happen on the fire ready app.
Then you drive on over to the house,
and there's a big ass fire ready for marshmallow cooking,
and then you get the delicious taste of dreams going up in smoke on your marshmallows."

"..."

"So, you wanna go honfiring with me?"

"No"
Honfiring by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 26, 2018
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Honouring 

Randoms ghanian who gets no girls LOL
Man that guy is such an Honouring
Honouring by x11poco March 15, 2021
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honkering 

adverb meaning large, grande or enormous
That's one honkering sandwich!

bonfiring 

The act of participating in a bonfire.
Lets go bonfiring!

I think there are people bonfiring outside! It smells!
bonfiring by GoddessOFsex February 3, 2012
it’s when my teacher mrs hoffer cry’s start using the word
student-oh mrs hoffer stop hoffering
hoffering by runner200( June 29, 2019
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026