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Honey-nut Cheerios 

When a man drenches is testicles in honey and rests them in a bowl of cold milk. Works great for a breakfast in bed surprise for the Mrs.
-"Wake up, sweet-heart. I brought you breakfast that's delicious, heart-healthy, and with help lower your cholesterol!"
-"Oh my God! What the fuck are you doing!?"
-"It's honey-nut cheerios; surprise!"
Honey-nut Cheerios by Andrubidus February 17, 2009
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Taste Like Honey Nut Cheerios 

A fine light-skinned beauty. She looks so good you can already taste her goodies. You can already tell that if you obtain the opportunity to have sexual relations with this girl she will taste exactly like Honey Nut Cheerios.
1Person: Man I'm not lying she taste like Honey Nut Cheerios.
2Person: Damn.... She's that fine? Show me a pic.
1Person: Just look.
2Person: Hell muthafuckin yeah!!! She definitely taste like Honey Nut Cheerios.
1Person: I only get with bad bitches. I told you!!!!!!!

honey no nut cheerios 

When you put a box of Honey Nut Cheerios in your underwear to stop you from nutting. This ritual is usually only done on November, but it is also used as a punishment from parents when they catch their kids nutting.
Joel: My mom caught me nutting, so she gave me some Honey No Nut Cheerios.
Vince: Ah man, that's pretty embarrassing.

honey nut cheerio 

when you have sex (with someone hot), orgasm, and then immediately leave them afterwards.
Damn, I wish I can honey nut cheerio with Daisy Ridley.
honey nut cheerio by Fsjaller September 12, 2016

Honey Nut Cheerio 

When a man hooks up with another man's female and ejaculates on her and then tells her to leave.
I had Bob's wife come over last night for some Honey Nut Cheerios.
Honey Nut Cheerio by Shulkie January 10, 2013

honey nut cheerio 

to ejaculate on the vagina of a female and then have a second female consume the cum that is on the vagina.
Yo man, Jessica and Elena gave me a honey nut cheerio last night.

honey nut cheerio 

An intense and electric moment when you use a taser right as other person (male or female) is about to get off/cum. This can be used for mutual pleasure as the voltz transfer from one to the other.. but be careful! -this is not for the weak at heart, pregnant, or wimp.

Reccomendation: have the tasee bound but not gagged.. this will protect you from a slap reaction
Him: OMG Honey, I'm about to nut!
Her: says "cheerio" ::zap::

This is the true honey nut cheerio
honey nut cheerio by ishaginheels November 24, 2011