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A small town in Florida consisting mainly of Rednecksand many members of the KKK. WalMartis the most populated store in this town. Driving down the road you will spot many trucks with monster-sized tires. Many of the trucks' paint jobs are done with a variety of green and brown spray paint purchased from WalMart. I wouldnt recommend you visit Homosassa unless you are of white ethnicity and cannot pronounce words correctly and use words like "aint" and "y'all".
"Hey dare Jim Bob, hire yew doin?"

"Im good, bot to go muddin with my big tars in Homosassa."

TRANSLATION

"Hey there Jim Bob, how're you doing?"

"Im good, Im about to go mudding with my big tires."
Homosassa by gageistheman December 16, 2008
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Homosassa Hoodlum 

A podunk punk who speaks in broken ebonics and thinks they're a badass even though they've grown up priveleged in a homogeneous rural town.
Listen to that Homosassa hoodlum - she thinks she's cool but she sounds absolutely ridiculous.

She was in my English honors class but she gets more attention when she talks like a wannabe gangster. What a Homosassa hoodlum....

Homowasser 

An insult in Dutch, the native language of the Netherlands. It was invented by JaTochNietDan from Ireland, who doesn't even speak Dutch. He simply saw his friends using the words "homo" and "wasser" as friendly insults and then he thought of "homowasser", which according to most people who speak native Dutch, actually works quite well in Dutch.

The meaning is "homosexual washer".
Wckdneer is een homowasser!
Homowasser by JaTochNietDan June 28, 2010

homosaparazzi 

Obtrusive, photo-snapping packs of roving humans on a safari or wildlife tour who disrupt the "natural wonders" they seek to experience.
Every spring, the town gets flooded with homosaparazzi who come to see the whales mating offshore.
homosaparazzi by Derry McDonell December 13, 2008

homosensational 

When someone is amazing, funny, smart and overall sensationally Gay. ( Can also be used as an orientation)
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Homocasual 

Adj. The quality of being heterosexual but occasionally engaging in casual making out with same-sex friends.
My roomate and I are homocasual.
Homocasual by Barbara V March 1, 2006

Homosapian 

I am a Homosapian. We are all homo sapiens.You are just a HOMO!
Homosapian by b. luft January 13, 2007
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