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homophony: to pretend to be a homosexual with the intent of using the said sexual state and its attraction to women for 'friendly pueposes' to therefore gain the trust of many attractive women and then to 'have ones way with them' ahem...as it were...no...it's not like i've ever done it!
homophony: yeah...er, hey girls...how about we get naked and have a pillow fight...it's not like i'd be turned on and it'd be good fun *attempts to stifle errection*
homophony by lord funkington May 25, 2004
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A phony homosexual.

One who pretends to be a homosexual so that the opposite sex will hug them, rub up against them, tell them their secrets, etc. becuase they are treated like one of their own.
Dude, did you see those girls cuddle up against Anthony because they were cold?

Yeah, they think he's gay, he's a total homophony.
Homophony by N-arch December 16, 2009

homophobia 

it’s homophobia how good looking straight men are.
homophobia by jlvwii July 18, 2020

Homophobia 

It's what people think means fear of gay people even tho litteraly homo is man and phobic is fear of so no I don't have a fear if men
Person:1 bruh did you hear Jake was homophobic

Person:2 wow a normal person let's talk to him about dat

Jake:1 I'm afraid of guys not gays
Homophobia is a awesome thing normal people practice only faggots say otherwise
Homophobia by Nighthsade4468 February 24, 2022

Homochondriac 

A person (generally male) who is so worried about being construed as gay they go out of their way to prove they're not. Thinks every time that they look at a guy they're going to suddenly start having feelings or attraction towards the same sex. 99% of the time the person in question is straight but just a little confused.
Eric is such a homochondriac that he won't even make eye contact with most guys anymore
Homochondriac by njv1451 December 18, 2010

Homophobia 

Something that doesn't exist
Homophobia
- Not a thing is just normality
Homophobia by sdffsdsdffdss December 5, 2022

Homophobia 

If I am homophobic or if I have homophobia then I have the fear of humans.
Homophobia by DoubAnon July 31, 2021