Definitions by N-arch

SPERF 

Sex Positive Exclusionary Radical Feminist. A type of feminist that has generally feminist ideals but also slut shames or frowns upon consensual sex outside of a strict monogamous defined relationship. See also SWERF

I had sex with my Tinder date last night and my roommate started lecturing me because she's a total SPERF

SPERF by N-arch November 19, 2019

normsplain 

when a normie tries to explain a meme to you

So then this normie started to normsplain to me about how the origin of Pepe was from the alt-right in 2016

normsplain by N-arch March 7, 2019

gameitarian 

Someone who only eats wild game and vegetables, in an effort to maximize their ethical treatment of animals.

He's a gameitarian- he's okay with eating meat as long as it was killed to cull animal populations and was killed quickly.

gameitarian by N-arch February 6, 2019

quincest 

Sexual relations between two players on the same muggle quidditch team.

Yeah, everyone on our team is dating. Lots of quincest going on.

quincest by N-arch May 19, 2014

Horcrux 

The offspring of a ginger(no soul) and a normal human being(full soul), resulting in only having only a partial soul, a horcrux.

Q: Did you know Tyrone and that ginger got married?

A: Yeah, they even have their own little horcrux now, he's so cute.

Horcrux by N-arch April 25, 2011

Crewsh bag

Someone who was once cool, but then started doing crew and turned into a douche bag as a result.

Person 1: Dude, you know Matt
Person 2: Yeah, he was cool until he did crew.
Person 1: I know man, he's a total crewsh bag now.

Crewsh bag by N-arch January 20, 2010

Homophony

A phony homosexual.

One who pretends to be a homosexual so that the opposite sex will hug them, rub up against them, tell them their secrets, etc. becuase they are treated like one of their own.

Dude, did you see those girls cuddle up against Anthony because they were cold?

Yeah, they think he's gay, he's a total homophony.

Homophony by N-arch December 16, 2009