N-arch's definitions

quincest

Sexual relations between two players on the same muggle quidditch team.

Yeah, everyone on our team is dating. Lots of quincest going on.

by N-arch May 19, 2014

Homophony

A phony homosexual.

One who pretends to be a homosexual so that the opposite sex will hug them, rub up against them, tell them their secrets, etc. becuase they are treated like one of their own.

Dude, did you see those girls cuddle up against Anthony because they were cold?

Yeah, they think he's gay, he's a total homophony.

by N-arch December 16, 2009

lol? Theory

The theory that the phrase "lol?" can be used in response to any typed phrase on the internet, no matter what it is. This is mainly because you cannot express emphasis on the internet.

It is the ultimate end to the "o rly?" chain of words. It can be used in any position of the "o rly?" chain, but is most often used after "no wai!".

Some have theorized that "lmao?" can possibly be used in this situation, but its been agreed that "rofl?" is not possible to use in any situation. In rare cases people use "lqtm?" but that is used mostly by fags, but also by Dimitri Martin.

This is the easiest way to piss someone off on the internet: Just reply "lol?" to whatever they say

Yes!!! I got a level 12 paladin!!!
-Lol?

Dude you suck!
-Lol?

I'm so fucking leet.
-Lol?

Tila Tequila is so hot.
-Lol?

She's got a nice ass
-Lol?

I have cancer guys... seriously
-Lol?

Coke is better than Pepsi!
-Lol?

Examples of lol? Theory

by N-arch February 17, 2009

Horcrux

The offspring of a ginger(no soul) and a normal human being(full soul), resulting in only having only a partial soul, a horcrux.

Q: Did you know Tyrone and that ginger got married?

A: Yeah, they even have their own little horcrux now, he's so cute.

by N-arch April 25, 2011

SPERF

Sex Positive Exclusionary Radical Feminist. A type of feminist that has generally feminist ideals but also slut shames or frowns upon consensual sex outside of a strict monogamous defined relationship. See also SWERF

I had sex with my Tinder date last night and my roommate started lecturing me because she's a total SPERF

by N-arch November 19, 2019

Cameltown

Having 3 or more cameltoes(or camel toes) in a particular area. Usually at a track meet, a swim meet, or beach party.

Fred: Dang man, were you at the track meet?
Joe: Yeah its fucking cameltown in there!

by N-arch May 1, 2009

McQuest

A trip taken from midnight until the time breakfast starts at McDonald's.

To start you must cross at a State line... and then go to as many McDonalds' as possible, while spending only 1 dollar per person at each McDonald's.

Its traditionally done on a Sunday, so that you can tell your buddies at school or workplace what happened.

NOTE: You cannot be either stoned, nor have the munchies, this negates the trip.

Todd and Steven went on a McQuest on Sunday, it was so epic, but so retarded at the same time. It was so gay... but so not gay at the same time.

by N-arch March 29, 2009