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Homolunch 

The alternative to going out for lunch. Typically used when you're trying to save money, but can also apply when you're trying to eat healthy.
Scott: What's for lunch?
Derek: I don't know, man. I think I'm just gonna have homolunch before all that turkey I bought goes bad.
Scott: Fuck!....Hey, you know what's awesome about homolunch?
Derek: Nothing.
Homolunch by Jerky1037 February 20, 2009
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homomunch 

(n) someone who's a superfag, someone who fails on attempts to obtain "lulz".
Example:

Mike(not directed towards james): Your horoscope has changed (gives scientific reasoning).

James: You're wrong and it hasn't, it only applies to people that were born in 2009.

Mike: actually it changed over a period of 3000 years, people just took account of it in 2009. You have embarrassed yourself, bow down to me homomunch.
homomunch by obamaisahomomunch February 25, 2011

jersey hotlunch 

A women lies on her back, mouth open and a man squats over her face to fill her mouth with feces.
Last night i went over Jenn's house, she asked me for a jersey hotlunch.

Homocunthropus Infectus 

A male or female nymphomanic so twisted they make a game of contracting venereal diseases to pass on to others, be they male female or lower order primate. The point being the competition to infect the largest number possible in the shortest amount of time.
How to practice at being a Homocunthropus Infectus.

Esleasabeth: I just got a whole junior basketball team to my gift of scabes.
Ejockulator: That's nothing I got the whole football team with hiv and Sars.
Eseazabeth: OMG you win the great Good Googly Moogly!

homouncomfortable 

(homo uncomfortable)- (adj.) Applies to individuals who do not "fear," "hate," or "wish harm" to homosexuals, but are decidedly uneasy when the subject of homosexuality is brought up or witnessed.
"Sally is a bit homouncomfortable; she found out her best friend is gay--they're still friends, but she doesn't want to have sleepovers at her house anymore."

hotlunch 

when someone take a shit in someones mouth
I gave Meldrum a hotlunch
hotlunch by fishizil my nizil November 23, 2003

hotlunch 

when one person shits in another persons mouth during sex. commonly done in mexican pornos (where they also fuck chickens)
that beaner fuckin gave the other one a hotlunch right after he fucked that chicken.
hotlunch by chin nuts July 12, 2007
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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