Fart Bar

A granola bar, Power Bar, Clif bar or any other kind of snack or meal replacement bar that gives you gas shortly after you eat it.

Todd: On a lighter note...
Scott: No, I'm having homolunch. Fuck.
Todd: Fart bar and a V8?
Scott: Yup.

by Jerky1037 October 15, 2008

Captain Bring-Me-Down

The one guy you work with who only calls when he has a problem that he needs you to fix, usually immediately.

Derek: Hey man, ready to go grab some lunch?

Scott: Yeah, let's get outta h....aw shit, hold on, Captain Bring-Me-Down just alerted me....

Derek: FUCK!

by Jerky1037 March 22, 2008

On a lighter note

The only phrase needed when you want to interupt work-related discussion to ask about lunch plans for the day.

Scott: ...as long as we can get this done by Thursday, we'll be fine.
Todd: No problem. So, on a lighter note...
Scott: I've had jewdoba all week. I'm ready for fuckin' Hooters today.
Todd: Awesome. Let's go.

by Jerky1037 October 15, 2008

Nothing

The only answer to the question "You know what's awesome about homolunch?"

Scott: You know what's awesome about homolunch?
Derek: Nothing.

by Jerky1037 October 15, 2008

Homolunch

The alternative to going out for lunch. Typically used when you're trying to save money, but can also apply when you're trying to eat healthy.

Scott: What's for lunch?
Derek: I don't know, man. I think I'm just gonna have homolunch before all that turkey I bought goes bad.
Scott: Fuck!....Hey, you know what's awesome about homolunch?
Derek: Nothing.

by Jerky1037 October 15, 2008