Definitions by Jerky1037

Nothing 

The only answer to the question "You know what's awesome about homolunch?"

Scott: You know what's awesome about homolunch?
Derek: Nothing.

Nothing by Jerky1037 February 20, 2009

Fart Bar 

A granola bar, Power Bar, Clif bar or any other kind of snack or meal replacement bar that gives you gas shortly after you eat it.

Todd: On a lighter note...
Scott: No, I'm having homolunch. Fuck.
Todd: Fart bar and a V8?
Scott: Yup.

Fart Bar by Jerky1037 February 20, 2009

On a lighter note 

The only phrase needed when you want to interupt work-related discussion to ask about lunch plans for the day.

Scott: ...as long as we can get this done by Thursday, we'll be fine.
Todd: No problem. So, on a lighter note...
Scott: I've had jewdoba all week. I'm ready for fuckin' Hooters today.
Todd: Awesome. Let's go.

On a lighter note by Jerky1037 February 20, 2009

Homolunch 

The alternative to going out for lunch. Typically used when you're trying to save money, but can also apply when you're trying to eat healthy.

Scott: What's for lunch?
Derek: I don't know, man. I think I'm just gonna have homolunch before all that turkey I bought goes bad.
Scott: Fuck!....Hey, you know what's awesome about homolunch?
Derek: Nothing.

Homolunch by Jerky1037 February 20, 2009

Captain Bring-Me-Down 

The one guy you work with who only calls when he has a problem that he needs you to fix, usually immediately.

Derek: Hey man, ready to go grab some lunch?

Scott: Yeah, let's get outta h....aw shit, hold on, Captain Bring-Me-Down just alerted me....

Derek: FUCK!

Captain Bring-Me-Down by Jerky1037 March 21, 2008