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Homoerectum 

Somebody who is SO homophobic that he cannot see straight and who furthermore cannot stop thinking about gays. He is so repelled/attracted on the subject that it affects his phallus and causes it to rise while his fellows tend to think he is a horse's ass
I have a friend named Shane who constantly talks about the gay community. He is always putting down them and their lifestyle. He inserts the topic into any discussion about anything. I have decided that he is clearly a homoerectum.
Homoerectum by Wildwood Flower December 9, 2009
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Homoerectus 

Slang term for gay men with permanent erections.
That guy has a permanent bulge is his pants he is a homoerectus
Homoerectus by CrippledCow September 29, 2021

homoerectus 

u see a man and u get a gay boner

homoerectus 

An adjective used to describe a situation or an object that is not just gay, but so fucking homosexual that it deserves some extra finesse.
Guy: "I want Maddi to fix my belt because if Jeff does it, then it'll be homoerectus."
homoerectus by TheDeadHornet November 7, 2018

homoerectus 

A Mammal Which Stands on 2 Feet
Every Human Bieng is Homoerectus
homoerectus by SexyEyes November 26, 2004

Ur whole family homoerectus

The worst insult ever to exist ever in the history of the world, worst than “Ur Mom gay and Ur dad Lesbian” combined anyone you use it against dies instantly and their whole family is dishonored.
Brad: “Ur Mom gay lol”

Ryan: “Ur whole family homoerectus

Brad” *dies and gets banished to the shadow realm*

Homoerection 

Noun: A hard penis brought on by the arousal of one male being sexually attracted to another male.
Clay gets a homoerection every time he sees Lance.
Homoerection by J-Wi June 17, 2010
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