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Hemetitis

Person or persons infected with or born with or showing signs of the want, need, or desire to reside or be near Hemet
Person or persons infected with or born with or showing signs of the want, need, or desire to reside or be near Hemet.
The new guy in town had hemetitis.
by Pelonous777 July 26, 2020
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Hepatitis C ya

Michael said "Hepatitis C ya" to his girlfriend when she cheated on him.
by HarmonBraxton January 13, 2019
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Hepatitis A-Z

STD(s) acquired via drinking Bell Delphine's bathwater.
"Aw man, I got hepatitis A-Z, I've got two months to live."
by DudeBroKowski September 15, 2021
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Hermititis

A condition whereby the sufferer does not like to be out in public or surrounded by people for long periods of time. The sufferer would rather be alone and by themselves than have interaction with other people. The person with this condition is not a loner, just someone who prefers their own company to the company of others.
"That's Shannon over there, she's got Hermititis. I think she caught it in Iowa."

"Hey Shannon, whats up with you today? You don't seem to be yourself.."
"Oh, thats just my Hermititis flaring up again. Must be a full moon."
by DrStrange September 10, 2008
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hometits

"What's shakin', hometits?"
"Me and my hometits did the wild rumpus last night."
"I love my hometits!"
by isleofthieves February 16, 2010
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Hepatitis B

The best hepatitis out of all hepatitis's.
Nick: Damn Bro! I have hepatitis
Anthony: What type of hepatitis?
Nick: Hepatitis B.
Anthony: No Way! You are so LUCKY!
by Colorful_Crans November 20, 2019
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hepatitis

Hepatitis is a term that means inflammation of the liver.

Inflammation is a natural reaction of the body to injury and often causes swelling and tenderness.

Alcohol, chemicals, drugs and viruses can all cause hepatitis.

There are several different viruses that cause hepatitis, such as hepatitis A, hepatitis B or hepatitis C. Each of these viruses may produce similar symptoms and they can all infect and inflame the liver. The main difference between the viruses is how they are transmitted, the way they cause liver damage and the effects they have on a person's health.

Hepatitis is described as either an acute or chronic illness. An acute illness will only last a short time and although it may be severe, most people recover from the illness within a few weeks with no lasting effects. A chronic illness is one that lasts a long time, often for the rest of a person's life.
Hepatitis A is mostly transmitted through contact with contaminated faeces.

Hepatitis B is found in body fluids including blood, saliva, semen, mucus, vaginal fluid and breast milk. It can be easily transmitted through sexual activity, sharing injecting equipment, sharing toothbrushes or razors, unsterilised tattooing and body piercing equipment and from mother to child at birth.

Hepatitis C is transmitted by blood to blood contact only. This means that blood infected with hepatitis C must come into direct contact with the bloodstream of another person.
by Hepatitis Australia July 24, 2007
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