homerite 

A believer in the teachings/words of Homer Simpson from the TV series.

Alternatively, a strict believer in the historicity of Homer, the Greek poet at the end of the Greek dark ages.

"Children, you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."

"You're such a homerite!"

homerite by Arubicon April 1, 2010

hamerite 

hot dog seller, purveyor of fine sausages.

hamerite is the greatest seller of hot dogs.

hamerite by ralph, hot dog express literature November 14, 2006

homeite 

A lay-about that stays at home all day. Just vegs around the house like a termite.

Bill: Man it's such a ripper day today, lets call up Fred and head down the beach.
Jes: What's the point? Fred won't come - he's such a homeite.

homeite by Mountain/\Ash November 6, 2012

homelite 

A person packing very little at home. Not able to get the job done

Those homelite guys can’t get the job done.

homelite by Homelight June 21, 2021

Homeritis 

A medical condition causing hallucinations that your favorite team or player is better than the national consensus.

Every year he believes the Nuggets are going to win the championship. He has a severe case of homeritis.

Homeritis by Docrates July 12, 2022