homerite

A believer in the teachings/words of Homer Simpson from the TV series.

Alternatively, a strict believer in the historicity of Homer, the Greek poet at the end of the Greek dark ages.

"Children, you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."

"You're such a homerite!"

by Arubicon April 1, 2010

hamerite

hot dog seller, purveyor of fine sausages.

hamerite is the greatest seller of hot dogs.

by ralph, hot dog express literature November 14, 2006

homeite

A lay-about that stays at home all day. Just vegs around the house like a termite.

Bill: Man it's such a ripper day today, lets call up Fred and head down the beach.
Jes: What's the point? Fred won't come - he's such a homeite.

by Mountain/\Ash November 6, 2012

homelite

A person packing very little at home. Not able to get the job done

Those homelite guys can’t get the job done.

by Homelight June 21, 2021

Homeritis

A medical condition causing hallucinations that your favorite team or player is better than the national consensus.

Every year he believes the Nuggets are going to win the championship. He has a severe case of homeritis.

by Docrates July 12, 2022