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HOMER J SIMPSON
A LEGEND AND A ROLE MODEL TO ALL MALES I SALUTE U HOMER SIMPSON hmmm Beer
FUNNYEST CARTOON CHARACTER ALIVE
FUNNYEST CARTOON CHARACTER ALIVE
HOMER J SIMPSON by TYLER R February 5, 2004
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Homer j fong
Human legend homer j Fong went into the all you can eat buffet, and proceeded to eat everything for $15. The owner asked him to stop that. He refused. They called the police.
Homer j fong by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019
homey j
homey j by kristekitty July 8, 2009
Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass
You normally say this when you're running out of things to say or saw this happen. Use this word sparingly, it could get boring very quickly. If you ever get a chance to use this word, sent it to somebody without context.
Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass by Zelda_. April 15, 2020
jack homer
Awesome, hot, cut jawline, beautiful eyes and equally awesome personality, lover of the office and a great leader
jack homer by KFC17 November 14, 2017
john homer
john homer by iamdabrackmagicmaster August 9, 2016
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When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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