Homeownless

A person without a house or flat ownership.

It is a synonym for the status of a tenant with a feeling of sadness about it.

- Mate, did you manage to buy that house at the end of the street?
- No, not enough savings. We are still renting, still homeownless.
- I'm sorry to hear such terrible news. Stay strong.

Homeownless by Brand Making Machine July 31, 2022

Homeowners Association 

An omnipresent force in suburbia, or at least in most of it's residential neighborhoods.

A quasi-fascist governing board, often set up by a subdivision's real-estate developer, who strictly enforce such rules and building codes as...

-Grass must be kept watered, golf course green and closely manicured, even during times of drought and water shortages

-No one uses their yard to grow their own food

-No patch of land may be permitted to return to it's natural state

-No rooms or other additions may be permitted above or in front of the existing home

-No potter's shed or tool shed may be allowed anywhere on the property

-No yard ornaments

-No rain barrels

and so on.

The homeowners association says you can't put an addition onto the front of the house. They also said you couldn't add a 2nd level (which would keep any additional property from being paved over.) They said that the only place you could add on was the back (which paradoxically is the only yard anyone ever actually uses.)

To get another idea of what a homeowner's association is like, watch the 1999 episode of the X-Files by the name of "Arcadia."

Homeowners Association by Miskatonic Jack 2 January 11, 2011

Homeowners Association 

A group of Karens.

When Karens gather in a large group, they are known as a Homeowners Association.

Homeowners Association by Brahsm42R September 10, 2020

Homeownersexuals 

A term used to describe two homosexuals who live together.

Barry: Have you heard about Brian and John?

Steve: No

Barry: They've just moved in together, they're Homeownersexuals now apparently.

Homeownersexuals by Ceapto August 24, 2012

Homeownershit 

Noun-1. the state of possessing a domicile that is in need of constant, annoying repairs. 2. The activites necessary to keep your domicile in good repair

1. Homeownershit sucks; I wish I still lived with mom.
2. I've been so busy with all my homeownershit that I haven't had any time to trim my toe nails.

Homeownershit by Agirlnamedlu October 15, 2011

Non Secured Loans-Loans for Non-Homeowners 

Non Secured Loans offer easy and fast service for arranging non-secured loans. Non Secured Loans is expert in arranging varieties of loan programs like loans for non- homeowner, homeowner unsecured loans, and tenant loans.

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Non Secured Loans-Loans for Non-Homeowners by Alexander Clarke October 18, 2008

homeowners 

The owner of a property

I work with local homeowners. Give alternatives for their homes. As is. No fees or anything.

When is a good time to talk about your home?

homeowners by Sasofi6 July 8, 2022