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hoakie
originally derived by mispelling the word 'hokie' (Virgina Tech Mascot) while trying to address William Chang. In present day society hoakie is used to describe someone you feel is out of place in society, or simply a hick. Hoakie can also be used to describe someone who frequents hookah bars. Please be advised that that the term hoakie was orginally created as a form of endearment towards gays and should be used sparingly.
"Yo since when do you travel around with a red ass-faced baboon?"
"Oh dont worry mitch he's a hoakie I know, but we keep him around for the laughs"
"Oh dont worry mitch he's a hoakie I know, but we keep him around for the laughs"
hoakie by Jethro III September 3, 2007
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ass hoakie
someone tries to insult you, but then they completely blow it. If you dont know what it is then you obviously are one.
ass hoakie by andy frick January 4, 2009
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You remember when that test tube shot girl tried to nipple cripple me, I almost dropped a homaker on that girl by accident.
Homaker by NippleCrippleDefender May 26, 2009
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