hoakie

originally derived by mispelling the word 'hokie' (Virgina Tech Mascot) while trying to address William Chang. In present day society hoakie is used to describe someone you feel is out of place in society, or simply a hick. Hoakie can also be used to describe someone who frequents hookah bars. Please be advised that that the term hoakie was orginally created as a form of endearment towards gays and should be used sparingly.

"Yo since when do you travel around with a red ass-faced baboon?"

"Oh dont worry mitch he's a hoakie I know, but we keep him around for the laughs"

hoakie by Jethro III September 3, 2007

ass hoakie 

someone tries to insult you, but then they completely blow it. If you dont know what it is then you obviously are one.

Andy-" i hate you erica"
Erica-" shut up ass hoakie"
Andy-" DAWWW wtf is an ass hoakie?"

ass hoakie by andy frick January 4, 2009

hoagie sandwich

A soggy nasty vagina which has been eaten off of many times

she has a hoagie sandwich

hoagie sandwich by caammeelltoe June 6, 2016

hokie kamokie 

An expression of extreme surprise or dismay at a totally unexpected event, or turn of events.

Tim: Rats, my on-line storage account just dropped all my back-up data.
Cindy: Hokie kamokie! You're screwed unless you optical disked it too.

hokie kamokie by LouLou604 May 20, 2010

Hoagie Guy 

The Hoagie Guy was a frequent attendee at the various Racket Ball Clubs in the Lehigh Valley, Pa. during the mid to late '90's (although he could still be attending to this day). These fitness clubs were open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. He could be found there at various hours and quite possibly multiple clubs a day, although he seemed to make an effort to be there during the prime hours. The Hoagie Guy acquired his moniker because he always wore a t-shirt advertising a sub shop.

The Hoagie Guy would rarely do anything beyond a leisure stroll on the treadmill or short stint on an exercise bike. What made him notorious were his shower room antics.

The men's shower lacked privacy and was simply a large room with nozzles in the wall spaced a few feet apart. The Hoagie Guy would take the nozzle opposite the entrance, step out a few feet from the shower, and while facing the entrance shave his genitals in full view of everyone. His preferred method involved pulling his penis up high and shaving down around his balls. You could not miss this sight entering the shower and you had to avoid the stream of pubic hair speckled shaving cream snaking its way to the drains in the middle of the room. This spectacle, of course, irritated the meatheads to no end who threatened him every time demanding he "Shave his nuts at home" or they would kick his ass. The Hoagie Guy would complete his shower with a dip in the jacuzzi. Needless to say those who saw this never used the jacuzzi.

"Shower at home, the Hoagie Guy is in there shaving his nuts again!"

Hoagie Guy by danns January 13, 2009

hoagie load 

ejaculate that smells like hoagies. more specifically the onions on said hoagie.

"Rob lathered her face with his rancid hoagie load."

hoagie load by Sharked Sauce November 7, 2011

better hoagie down 

something you say when you have a prolonged dispute with your significant other while you are under the impression that they are trying to gaslight you because they keep making the same cryptic statement every morning but refuse to elaborate on it or even acknowledge that they said it, right before you find out that your significant other wasn't even home most of the time you were having these delusions, and that you were actually in a drug-induced state of psychosis that was caused by you mistakenly taking their prescription antipsychotic drugs.

"It's cold out there. Better hoagie down."

better hoagie down by jernsdeath May 3, 2023