Holy War 

(Computing) A flame-war on Usenet/BBSes/Forums/IRC/etc. between two or more people that neither party can win. Resembles a war between countries over whose deity is better.

Guy #1: Did you see that holy war between those two guys over which text editor is better?

Guy #2: Yeah, it's like the special olympics, man. Even if you "win", you're still retarded.

Holy War by xX_Spiidey_Xx February 10, 2010

Holy War 

Hey I just saw a video titled "Why conservatives are turning on the Daily Wire?"

Hym "And do you think (maybe) that it has anything to do with the fact that Matt Walsh said he was in a holy war against the trans and, like, the next day a trans murdered a bunch of children. Remember that? So you've already talked your way into some murdered kids once, Brett. Remember that? Remember when that guy you went fishing with got those kids murdered? He literally murdered them with 'dishonest hyperbole' which mean.... Hell forever! Extra toasty! Extra... Crispy.... Yup... Holy war...."

Holy War by Hym Iam July 29, 2023

Genealogy of the Holy War 

The 4th game of the long-running Fire Emblem series. Released in May 14, 1996 for the Super Famicom (Japanese SNES), It is a game that bought many innovations, some of which are still being present in modern Fire Emblem games. It is also a game that many Fire Emblem fans want to be remade. Stars Sigurd and his son, Seliph. It happens to a prequel: Thracia 776.

Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War is the best and most unique Fire Emblem game ever made.

Genealogy of the Holy War by CreatorOfLight September 17, 2020

Genealogy of the Holy War 

The 4th game of the long-running Fire Emblem series. Released in May 14, 1996 for the Super Famicom (Japanese SNES).
It actually has two parts. the first part stars Sigurd crusading across Jugdral to save his childhood friend, Edain. The second parts stars his son, Seliph as he finishes his father work off and ultimately literating Jugdral from the Grannvale Empire.

Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War is the most unique Fire Emblem game ever made!

Genealogy of the Holy War by CreatorOfLight September 17, 2020

backdoor holy war 

when you have an iranian and jewish girl face to face while both are being wrecked in the ass doggy style unmercifully until the start fighting.

my friend and i were fighting over which religion was true so we felt the only way to settle the dispute was to have a backdoor holy war.

backdoor holy war by the poopy banana May 10, 2009

Holy Slovakian War of the 8th century 

This war occurred nearing the end of the 8th century. The Loduhan Clan, led by Humphrey Loduha, had all the power at the time and then the liberals came with CNN by their side. The battle raged across the south western mountains of Slovakia. The Loduhan clan used their advanced bow hunting techniques to successfully rid their home of the intruders and restored power to the throne.

What was the catalyst of the Holy Slovakian war of the 8th century?

Uhhh, the famine?
No.
Liberal invasion!
Correct.

Holy Slovakian War of the 8th century by RogerMethod420 May 14, 2022

Holy Wars...The Punishment Due

I killed my brother and he killed me. We spilled blood across the land. Killing in the name of religon.

Something the narrator doesnt understand. We are fools who ask the sheep when we go across the sea and ask them for their beliefs.

Does god tell you to kill? A divided country cannot stand I told them.

The disgrace I made is over now that my past has been erased The clear as a crystal end is near.

The main plan is not to look to Israel as the homelands might be Holy War.

On my base I know it like a scholar. Up high on my soapbox, Gavels leader in the seat of judgement Than-thou-could-be-messenger of the pulprit god.

Eh fuck that you finish the story.

Holy Wars...The Punishment Due by Arm November 19, 2004