Holy Jesus
Holy Jesus by Desigol October 8, 2006
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Holy Jesus on Ice Skates!
Holy Jesus on Ice Skates! by mjd15 June 23, 2010
Holy Jesus on a Stick
Used to represent extreme exitement or suprise.
See Screaming Jesus On A Ferris Wheel
Easy term to explain the crucifiction of the son of God.
See Screaming Jesus On A Ferris Wheel
Easy term to explain the crucifiction of the son of God.
Holy Jesus on a Stick by Tompson Versetti May 24, 2004
holy jesus convention
A term used in a cosplay skit, one about Narutards, and how many there are. Basically, it was one of the best skits I've seen, and it made me laugh. Jiraiya was great for saying this.
But other than that, the term is basically the coolest thing ever, only being used by the truely amazing people.
But other than that, the term is basically the coolest thing ever, only being used by the truely amazing people.
Friend: Woah, check out that sick ride!
Other Friend: Holy jesus convention, that is friggin' sweet!
Other Friend: Holy jesus convention, that is friggin' sweet!
holy jesus convention by Shelbyyyy June 19, 2006
Holy Jesus Balls
Holy Jesus Balls by Swag Wolf May 11, 2016
the holy jesus
for people into shit fetishes this ones for you after a long period of anal fucking a bird that had a bad case of the shits you stand and stretch like jesus on the cross then the girl still in the doggy position sprays you from head to foot in shit causing the holy jesus effect its a mix of holy shit and jesus
oh mighty god i pray to thee that you give this woman thy power to spray thee in feocal matter from thy head to thy foot therefore giving me thy power of the holy jesus
the holy jesus by anal*smear August 21, 2008
Holy Fucking Jesus
Holy Fucking Jesus by f00dnetw0rk June 21, 2010
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