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HOLY GOD 

Ur mom
Holy god is not your mom
HOLY GOD by roblox player 100000 December 11, 2018

Holy god macha chad

a holy god macha chad is even a better than a giga chad because even if he/she does something like furry porn the father will never get the milk
Mike: hey see that holy god macha chad luke: yea what about him? Mike: i heard he did furry porn did still the father never left! Luke: wow...

the holy god bung 

a fictional god made up by a bunch of angells

God Holy Damn 

1. God Holy Damn, we are dooomed!

2. God Holy Damn, my brothers, we did it! (positive)
God Holy Damn by Dic. February 1, 2004

holy shit god 

one who's ass reeks of pure stench- worse than rotted oxen flesh sitting in arizona sun for several years. the ruler of ass funk often despised yet admired by his closest of drinking buddies
My boy big herm is the holy shit god himself. He often clears out entire house parties with his anal attacks.
holy shit god by rocafella and herm September 25, 2006

holy mother of god 

When you witness a naked Vietnamese man in a shower with his niece biting off his pubic hairs.
Holy mother of god, I think those Tung Kee nips stole my daughter!
holy mother of god by ekoshyun June 30, 2003
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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