ekoshyun's definitions

holy mother of god

When you witness a naked Vietnamese man in a shower with his niece biting off his pubic hairs.

Holy mother of god, I think those Tung Kee nips stole my daughter!

by ekoshyun June 30, 2003

holy fucking shit

What happens when young Asian males attempt to increase their penis length with a pair of pliers, a rope and a Honda motorcycle, concluding in the dismemberment of a perfectly normal 3 inch penis.

Holy fucking shit, I feel like as if I've lost my viriginity once again to an angry midget!

by ekoshyun July 1, 2003