holy fucking shit

What happens when young Asian males attempt to increase their penis length with a pair of pliers, a rope and a Honda motorcycle, concluding in the dismemberment of a perfectly normal 3 inch penis.
Holy fucking shit, I feel like as if I've lost my viriginity once again to an angry midget!
by ekoshyun July 02, 2003
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holy mother of god

When you witness a naked Vietnamese man in a shower with his niece biting off his pubic hairs.
Holy mother of god, I think those Tung Kee nips stole my daughter!
by ekoshyun June 30, 2003
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