Holy Crack!
An exclamation as a substitute for holy crap. Appropriate to use when somebody's crack is hanging out.
Holy Crack! by Emo people suck February 5, 2008
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holy crack
the space within Jesus' asshole otherwise known as a holy crack seeing as in an ordinary person said part of the body is also known as crack and referring to Jesus' holiness it is referred to as the holy crack.
Person 1: How would Jesus deal with unbelievers father.
Priest: Jesus would reveal unto them his holy crack.
Priest: Jesus would reveal unto them his holy crack.
holy crack by jesusasslicker January 3, 2019
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Holy Crack! • Holy Crack Whore • holy shit • holy trinity • holy • Holy Water • Holy Fuck • Holy Cow • holy crap • Holy Grail
Holy Crack Whore
Exclamation of an often seen but unusual sight.Under the banner of many "Holy" exclamations ,eg:Holy Fuck, Holy Shit and Holy Slappin Batman!This one seems to superseed all exclamations in the "Holy" genre.
1.Holy crack whore!That's a big sandwich!
2.Douche1:"Dude I just took a shit out of a tree." Douche2:"Holy crack whore! Sick!"
2.Douche1:"Dude I just took a shit out of a tree." Douche2:"Holy crack whore! Sick!"
Holy Crack Whore by eRNIE THE FIEND January 17, 2009
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