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hollywood talk 

When someone says that they will do something around a bunch of people to look good when they have no intention of doing anything at all. Derived from when Tommy Davidson as Varnel Hill invited Martin on his talk show to the public but didn't really want him to go on his show.
Jay: Robert, are you going to the club with us later?

Robert: Yeah, I'll be there for sure.

*later that night*

Don: Jay what happened to Robert?

Jay: He ain't coming. He was just giving us a bunch of Hollywood Talk.
hollywood talk by spmack November 30, 2006

Hollywood Tourette's 

A neurological syndrome whose symptoms are largely characterized by speech patterns compulsively peppered with memorable quotes from notable films. These quotes often appear to comprise the main method of communication in those afflicted with HTS. The syndrome is also often accompanied by an almost encyclopedic knowledge of popular contemporary cinema and a penchant for witticism. Also see: quotewhore.
"So how'd your date go last night?"
"Oh it was fine, he was super cute, but he was all movie quotes all night... terminal case of Hollywood Tourette's."
"*So* sad..."
"So sad."
Hollywood Tourette's by gecko2echo December 10, 2008

Hollywood Tampon 

Any male who’s known more for the women he’s dated rather than having actually accomplished anything remarkable or interesting.
Any guy who is primarily famous for the celebrity vaginas he’s been in rather than an having an actual career or talent of his own. Typically they are never in the same vagina for more than a month or two.
Garett "What exactly does John Mayer do? I keep hearing that hes a singer or something."

Allison " Naw, he has no talent other than dating famous women for the sake of the cover of people magazine. Celebrity chicks just pass him around like a hollywood tampon"

John Mayer, Ray J, Scot Baio, Pauly Shore, are all Hollywood tampons
** Lance Armstrong would be a more respectable Hollywood tampon, he's worked very hard to obtain tampon status.
Hollywood Tampon by PinkMouse July 14, 2009

Hollywood Trend 

A publicity stunt that a majority of celebrities suddenly start doing to keep their name in the papers/tabloids.

Examples include: Drug abuse, losing an unhealthy amount of weight, dating people much older/younger then themselves, having babies, and divorcing.
With young actresses, the latest hollywood trends are having babies with a-lister actors at least a decade and a half older then them, and losing weight till they look like stick figures.
Hollywood Trend by Pyro Infernos April 24, 2006

Hollywood Type 

A jerk off who spends an hour getting ready to go wait in line to pay $15 a drink at the club. He usually wears dark colored clothing, a half gallon of cologne, and at least some form of women's make-up. This person tends to either be a loner or run in a like-minded pack, he rarely has true friends because it is hard to find a true friend in that atmosphere and/or this person realizes that they have no true friend qualities themselves. See douche bag.
You don't want to date that guy, he's a Hollywood type.

If you live there long enough you run the risk of becoming a Hollywood type.
Hollywood Type by The Real Natedogg February 6, 2010

Hollywood teeth 

1) Perfect, white teeth that have been straightened with braces and bleached to the point where they almost look unnaturally perfect.

2) Teeth covered with veneers to look perfect.

3) Teeth that look the opposite of English teeth.
I know that everyone tries to look their best when they are on tv, but that dude has Hollywood teeth. What do you mean Brett?! They are so white, bright and big, they can't be real. Hollywood, Tinseltown, Hollywood makeover, million dollar smile, cosmetic dentistry, plastic surgery, braces, veneers, teeth bleaching, English teeth, American teeth, Austin Powers
Hollywood teeth by joecoolthefool November 24, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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