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The Holy Bibble

The Bibble is a parody of the bible from the show Aqua Teen Hunger Force used by a one of the main characters to spread his religion. A off brand Christianity spread by the character ”Master Shake” who claims he's an immortal prophet, with the God being named Jimmy.
S: *Pulls out “The Holy Bibble”*

“The Bible”

M: ”it says The Bibble”

S: “YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?”

M: No I never!-

S: YOU BETTER KNEEL DOWN AND PRAY WITH ME TO JIMMY RIGHT FRICKEN NOW-
The Holy Bibble by Diavolhoe October 15, 2019

Holy Bible 

A self-proclaimed holy text consisting of 66 books which create an Old Testament and New Testament. There are many varying interpretations of the bible which has led to many wars in the name of the bible's proposed author Jehovah which still consists to this day (see George Bush). According to the text, if you don't accept Jesus Christ into your life, you will burn forever in hell.
A fundamentalist Christian is a person who reads and believes every word of the Holy Bible.
Holy Bible by Goddunit December 9, 2008

The Holy Bible 

Joe: dude lets watch the holy bible
Deez: DOOOD I LOVE SHREK 3
The Holy Bible by APY3R January 10, 2022

The Holy Bible 

awesomely amazing album by the manic street preachers released in 1994, in which every track is a gem.
"Dude, the Holy Bible is awesome"

"I agree. It rox shiz"
The Holy Bible by im a loser October 16, 2008

Holy Bible 

The sacred writings of the Christian religions; "he went to carry the Word to the heathen". God's book.
Andy: Dude I'm so depressed. I've lost everything I ever loved
Friend: You didn't loose God or the book he wrote. The Holy Bible
Andy: ya man. its true
Holy Bible by Asweetin' March 30, 2009

holy bible 

I looked in the holy bible, but it wasn't there!
holy bible by ilikecheese42 February 17, 2009