Slang for a man with such a small penis, he needs to use sex toys and/or invite his friends to simultaneously penetrate his girlfriend.
I couldn't believe Matt begged me to fuck his smoking hot girlfriend the other night, but then I saw what a No Solo Hole-O he is. And right before I came, she leaned in and told me she would meet me at my house in an hour.
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.