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Throat Moat

Receiving ejaculate from another person's genitals, into the mouth, and held in the back the throat before swallowing.
Dude... Gretchen gave me the best blowjob of my life yesterday. My dick was so deep, it felt so incredible, and seeing her gorgeous face filled with my rock hard cock as she looked me in the eyes... I could tell she wanted to swallow my load. It was so hot, it only took 30 seconds or so. I couldn't believe it. When I backed away, she opened mouth and saw the biggest throat moat ever created.
by Timberlund October 11, 2025
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No Solo Hole-O

Slang for a man with such a small penis, he needs to use sex toys and/or invite his friends to simultaneously penetrate his girlfriend.
I couldn't believe Matt begged me to fuck his smoking hot girlfriend the other night, but then I saw what a No Solo Hole-O he is. And right before I came, she leaned in and told me she would meet me at my house in an hour.
by Timberlund December 10, 2025
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Masturebate

When you earn money back at the brothel masturbating at management's request.
I got $100 back to gamble with at the Bunny Hut when their manager, Tommy, asked me to privately masturebate for him before my appointment.
by Timberlund December 10, 2025
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