poop hole patrol

a group of very gay men.

Rob is a member of the poop hole patrol.

by Colonel Krackers March 13, 2003

ass hole patrol

a derogative name for the police.

The ass hole patrol stoped me for speeding last night while I was taking my mother to the hospital after she had a heart attack.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 8, 2009

Dick hole patrol

A derogative term for the police.

The dick hole patrol got a road block.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 18, 2009

poop hole patrol

The origins of this saying came from when Ben was a child and used to get raped by big burly men from Russia for sex tapes that were distrubited to retarded people so they knew how NOT to make love

It is shown in a certain Ben who's cock is brown from all the times he's given it. His back is bent because he likes to take it in the poop shoot at least 7 times a day

by Rob October 19, 2004

Hole patrol

The act of driving around looking for pump partners.

Last night I spent 2 hours and $15 in fuel on hole patrol before I ended up getting my knob gobbled.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019