The ass hole patrol stoped me for speeding last night while I was taking my mother to the hospital after she had a heart attack.
by Deep Blue 2012 July 8, 2009
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The origins of this saying came from when Ben was a child and used to get raped by big burly men from Russia for sex tapes that were distrubited to retarded people so they knew how NOT to make love
It is shown in a certain Ben who's cock is brown from all the times he's given it. His back is bent because he likes to take it in the poop shoot at least 7 times a day
by Rob October 19, 2004
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The act of driving around looking for pump partners.
Last night I spent 2 hours and $15 in fuel on hole patrol before I ended up getting my knob gobbled.
by Zonal K October 3, 2019
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