A Dakota Fire Hole involves mixing Sriacha and a puree of fresh
Carolina Reaper chili pepper. The mixture is then poured into a condom, tied off at the end and frozen. When things start to heat up with your partner, ask for a quick break to "run and get a new toy." Clip off one end with a pair of scissors, removed your spicy popsicle, run back into the room and jam it in her chili ring! Hold it there with your finger while you two
get it on and keep loudly whispering "Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!."
Laugh hysterically on the way to the hospital. Explain to the admission's clerk what
you just did and snapchat her reaction to a member of your church.
Finally, when the two of you return home, slap her with a Vlasic brand dill pickle.