Holdane

A guy who has a penis of a black man. He is not very tall but is hung where no one would expect. He is amazing at pleasing girls with everything from oral sex to the real deal he will have girls begging for more.

girl one: Look at that guy he looks like a holdane

girl two: oh i want some of that holdane

by boredmuch12222 October 20, 2009

conall haldane

super noodle ungrateful junkie who makes his family eat rations and uses them a tiktok slaves
so he can buy consoles and vbucks

oh no its conall Haldane gobble your rations quickly

by Yarhenpops January 1, 2020

Holdnesia

noun
Being put on hold for so long that one forgets what the original intent of the call was. May also be caused by holdnotism, or the act of being hypnotised by the light jazz, showtunes, or the shitty oldies muzak being played while holding.

Calling the Spaghetti-O manufacturer the other day to complain about a large hunk of rodentia in my can of food, I was put on hold for an hour, inducing Holdnesia.

by Beachy-roni January 4, 2009

Haldane

A place where potheads and nic addicts come together in the bathroom. Gay sex may occur.

“I thought by moving to California I escaped haldane, but I guess it’s still in me”

by IzzJaBoi January 3, 2021

Haldane

a place where the world stands still and teachers and janitory prey on the innocent souls traped in this warp in the time space continuium the wild life there consisites of asbestos monsters flesh eating dust bunnys and the ever vicious sloppy joe which can be found preying on the bowels of students every second wendsday of the month

dude its a haldane out there, be careful

by Jim Nelson January 14, 2004

Haldane

A place where education is essential, pronunciation is perfect, behavior is at its best, and achievment is anticipated. And i have never lied soo much in my life. hahaha. Haldane is a prison located in the projects of Cold Spring. School shootings occure once every 5 minutes and the percentage of making it through you first day at Haldane is 1%.

Haldane, worse then sing sing.

by xxxxxx January 15, 2004

Haldane

Tiny school dominated by asshole jocks in the hick village of Cold Spring. 800 people K-12 all in one building, baby! Doesn't get any worse than this.

Haldane...there's only one of 'em.

by Spinelli January 14, 2004