Haldane 

A place where potheads and nic addicts come together in the bathroom. Gay sex may occur.

“I thought by moving to California I escaped haldane, but I guess it’s still in me”

Haldane by IzzJaBoi January 3, 2021

Haldane 

a place where the world stands still and teachers and janitory prey on the innocent souls traped in this warp in the time space continuium the wild life there consisites of asbestos monsters flesh eating dust bunnys and the ever vicious sloppy joe which can be found preying on the bowels of students every second wendsday of the month

dude its a haldane out there, be careful

Haldane by Jim Nelson January 14, 2004

Haldane 

A place where education is essential, pronunciation is perfect, behavior is at its best, and achievment is anticipated. And i have never lied soo much in my life. hahaha. Haldane is a prison located in the projects of Cold Spring. School shootings occure once every 5 minutes and the percentage of making it through you first day at Haldane is 1%.

Haldane, worse then sing sing.

Haldane by xxxxxx January 15, 2004

Haldane 

Tiny school dominated by asshole jocks in the hick village of Cold Spring. 800 people K-12 all in one building, baby! Doesn't get any worse than this.

Haldane...there's only one of 'em.

Haldane by Spinelli January 14, 2004

Haldane 

associated with the word "gay" (not to be confused with sexual orienatation)

Haldane is so fcuking gay.

Haldane by Kait January 14, 2004

Haldane 

Public Bathroom

Haldane Central School District

Haldane by bento January 14, 2004

Haldane-draws

The final draws of a cigarette which most people would throw away but Haldane can get another 5-10 puffs out of.

"Awww man throw that away that's disgusting!"
"No way! There is at least another 6 Haldane-draws in this!"

Haldane-draws by Joshua Douglas April 8, 2010