Heldane

A brick wall that over confident black men run into and get laid out.

Originated in Lower Hutt, Wellington NZ

I thought I was tough and ran into a Heldane , It hurt so much, Im traumatised for life dude.

by traumatised rape victim June 4, 2011

Heldana

Heldana is so beautiful she has this smile that brightens your day. She loves you make people happy she’s Avery caring person . Her eyes will just memorize you. And when she talks it’s really beautiful she has many personalities she’s very fun. She has a amazing body and when she has sex she’s crazy did you year the quietest one are the better one in bed (;

heldana is a dream catcher

by Heldana March 13, 2018

hellaness

A word created by a student named Linden Rakestraw, age 13. The word hellaness is used to describe something.

Friend of Lindens: "I got two colors of clout goggles, which pair do you want?"

Linden: "Let's just share them because they're both hellaness."

by soundclout rapper January 17, 2018

conall haldane

super noodle ungrateful junkie who makes his family eat rations and uses them a tiktok slaves
so he can buy consoles and vbucks

oh no its conall Haldane gobble your rations quickly

by Yarhenpops January 1, 2020

Haldane

A place where potheads and nic addicts come together in the bathroom. Gay sex may occur.

“I thought by moving to California I escaped haldane, but I guess it’s still in me”

by IzzJaBoi January 3, 2021

Haldane

a place where the world stands still and teachers and janitory prey on the innocent souls traped in this warp in the time space continuium the wild life there consisites of asbestos monsters flesh eating dust bunnys and the ever vicious sloppy joe which can be found preying on the bowels of students every second wendsday of the month

dude its a haldane out there, be careful

by Jim Nelson January 14, 2004

Haldane

A place where education is essential, pronunciation is perfect, behavior is at its best, and achievment is anticipated. And i have never lied soo much in my life. hahaha. Haldane is a prison located in the projects of Cold Spring. School shootings occure once every 5 minutes and the percentage of making it through you first day at Haldane is 1%.

Haldane, worse then sing sing.

by xxxxxx January 15, 2004