Hokia

a name who is only known by few, and has only been reported as around 5 last names. all of these people are in the past but i will be the one who has Hokia as their first name. the first person. i shall ask my friends what the name Hokia means to them. this will create the description of the name.

An axolotl or roses at a wedding while it is raining.

p1: Do you know where hokia is?
p2: The nokia brick lmao?
p1: no, the person.

Hokia by Hokia. September 19, 2022

Hosian 

A girl of South or South-East Asian descent who possesses such divine physical attributes that it makes you question your metaphysical philosophy of aesthetics.

Have you ever seen Tokyo Drift? That film changed my life, there are so many hosians in there!

Hosian by Wicked Goldfish January 6, 2016

hokie kamokie 

An expression of extreme surprise or dismay at a totally unexpected event, or turn of events.

Tim: Rats, my on-line storage account just dropped all my back-up data.
Cindy: Hokie kamokie! You're screwed unless you optical disked it too.

hokie kamokie by LouLou604 May 20, 2010

joel hokka 

the hottest man in the world

x: have you seen that guy? he’s got long blonde hair and blue eyes. he’s hot, huh?
x: mh, not as hot as Joel Hokka.

joel hokka by tellmewhy May 25, 2021

Hokma 

Hokma Balls

Holy shit! It's the epic balls man, Hokma Balls!

Hokma by Hokma November 17, 2021

Hocialize 

When an individual or group inserts themselves into another gathering of people for their own personal gain (to smoke a joint, bum a cigarette, drink their alcohol, etc.).

Hey, Sara, let's go hocialize with those people who are smoking over there.

Hocialize by MizzMarr January 17, 2011

hofia 

That one girl at your school that is a complete and utter fucking ho. It’s as simple as that. She’s a ho. You can identify one with one look. 1) They will look like a ho. 2) They think their sooo gorgeous. 3) They pretend to be your friend for your shit. 4) The’re trynna fight your girl Zoe.

Excuse me it’s hofia not Sofia

hofia by Kid from middle school March 21, 2019