Hofstetter

An act done by someone who is overly aware that he is the shortest person in the room.

"Man, why does that dude always have to Hofstetter his way into every conversation?"

by Bob Hofstetter February 22, 2010

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Hofstadter's Law

“Hofstadter's Law” is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law (which is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law).

Dude, I knew this job was gona take longer than I expected, so I quoted extra, but now it’s taking even longer than that.
Hofstadter's Law is screwing me over

by cjbatz May 8, 2009

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Leonard Hofstadter

Sheldon Cooper's best friend and roommate on the show The Big Bang Theory. He is a man with godlike powers, as he is able to survive Sheldon's constant knack for annoying others to the extreme.

Leonard Hofstadter: Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villain.

by We Are Anonymous November 13, 2014

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Penny Hofstadter

She is the wife of Leonard Hofstader in Big Bang Theory and also has a bestie named Amy Farrah Fowler

Penny: Molecules
Leonard: Let’s go

Penny: to where?
Leonard: to my bed to remove everything on your body except those glasses
Me: (Has to include Penny Hofstadter)
Also Me: Damn it

by That stuff animal October 23, 2019

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Hostetter

Some nigga with great prowess and wisdom. A Hostetter is a real fly homie with eyes beyond your wildest dreams. In addition, a Hostetter may have several nicknames that severely outweigh your own name in comparison.

Greg: "Did you see Hostetter earlier?"

Steve: "Yeah, now I'm fucking blind."

by Alordomin September 17, 2013

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