Hofstetter 

An act done by someone who is overly aware that he is the shortest person in the room.

"Man, why does that dude always have to Hofstetter his way into every conversation?"

Hofstetter by Bob Hofstetter February 22, 2010

Hofstadter's Law

“Hofstadter's Law” is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law (which is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law).

Dude, I knew this job was gona take longer than I expected, so I quoted extra, but now it’s taking even longer than that.
Hofstadter's Law is screwing me over

Hofstadter's Law by cjbatz May 8, 2009

Leonard Hofstadter 

Sheldon Cooper's best friend and roommate on the show The Big Bang Theory. He is a man with godlike powers, as he is able to survive Sheldon's constant knack for annoying others to the extreme.

Leonard Hofstadter: Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villain.

Leonard Hofstadter by We Are Anonymous November 13, 2014

Penny Hofstadter 

She is the wife of Leonard Hofstader in Big Bang Theory and also has a bestie named Amy Farrah Fowler

Penny: Molecules
Leonard: Let’s go

Penny: to where?
Leonard: to my bed to remove everything on your body except those glasses
Me: (Has to include Penny Hofstadter)
Also Me: Damn it

Penny Hofstadter by That stuff animal October 23, 2019

Hostetter 

Some nigga with great prowess and wisdom. A Hostetter is a real fly homie with eyes beyond your wildest dreams. In addition, a Hostetter may have several nicknames that severely outweigh your own name in comparison.

Greg: "Did you see Hostetter earlier?"

Steve: "Yeah, now I'm fucking blind."

Hostetter by Alordomin September 17, 2013

Patrick Hockstetter 

Someone who didn't deserve to die.

*evil laugh* - patrick Hockstetter

Patrick Hockstetter by FINNSWIFEYYY May 6, 2021

katie hostetler 

A reincarnation of Nicolas Cage

"Someone is stealing the Declaration of Independence again!"
"But that's not Nicolas Cage.."
"Oh no, it can't be....it's.....katie hostetler."

katie hostetler by morgan dynes May 31, 2018