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"Damn!How'd a wimp like Ricky get hooked up with a Hofstad like that?"
"Luck and money."
Hofstad by Sully:)3 May 16, 2009
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Hofstadter's Law

“Hofstadter's Law” is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law (which is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law).
Dude, I knew this job was gona take longer than I expected, so I quoted extra, but now it’s taking even longer than that.
Hofstadter's Law is screwing me over
Hofstadter's Law by cjbatz May 8, 2009

Leonard Hofstadter 

Sheldon Cooper's best friend and roommate on the show The Big Bang Theory. He is a man with godlike powers, as he is able to survive Sheldon's constant knack for annoying others to the extreme.
Leonard Hofstadter: Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villain.

Penny Hofstadter 

She is the wife of Leonard Hofstader in Big Bang Theory and also has a bestie named Amy Farrah Fowler
Penny: Molecules
Leonard: Let’s go

Penny: to where?
Leonard: to my bed to remove everything on your body except those glasses
Me: (Has to include Penny Hofstadter)
Also Me: Damn it

Hostadiddy 

A bitch actin so fucked up and dum. Actin like they the shit...but there not.
These bitches these days are so hostadiddy.
Stop actin so hostadiddy my dude.
Hostadiddy by Jakasomo March 28, 2008

Hofstede 

A mighty last name only owned by warriors. Most famously known for being the name dutch celebrity of Matthijs Hofstede.
Wow, with those abs he must be called Hofstede.
Hofstede by TheDefenitionator July 16, 2021

HOHSTADT 

An old, crusty, slowtard who has more difficulty in life than a newborn baby with downs syndrome. you will usually find him in his natural habitat scratching his ass and face and adjusting his glasses multiple times daily. He/she Smells like cat piss on a daily basis
Damn that guy sure looks like a hohstadt
HOHSTADT by hohstadt August 11, 2014
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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