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Hoesh
Hoesh by You're Dum October 28, 2020
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Hoesh • hoesha • hoeshow • hoesh fase • Hoeshacked • Hoeshatin • hoeshe • Hoeshine • Hoeship • HoeShitWinter
hoesh fase
The hoesh fase is a fase where people go through after a breakup or whatsoever. Examples of this disease are flexing with cup-sizes, posting breast pictures online and adding every possible boy on snapchat.
hoesh fase by mammeloe69 February 6, 2023
hoephie
A hoe/woman in a relationship that still acts single towards other men, because they can’t take relationships seriously, and prefer to be hoes sleeping around with multiple people.
hoephie by Zachsoncrack January 1, 2018
scaring the hoes away
scaring the hoes away by japanesewombat December 28, 2020
Detective "Four Hoes"
the guy who points out the obvious that everybody seems to miss at the moment. you can summon him by laying down a pack of cigarretes and a freshly polished Monster Energy Drink. leave the rest to him.
Guy1: Dude, where the fuck is Andrew? I can't seem to find him.
Detective "Four Hoes" : He shoots heroin in the kitchen. *Points to the kitchen door*
Detective "Four Hoes" : He shoots heroin in the kitchen. *Points to the kitchen door*
Detective "Four Hoes" by dumicarpacius October 11, 2021
Smokin hoes and fuckin dope
When u are doing the exact opposite but have things a little mixed up due to too much chemical intake
My friend called and asked what I was doing ,I told him I'm smokin hoes and fuckin dope.
I was actually smokin dope and fuckin a hoe .
It's so much funnier and makes it sound less criminal.
I was actually smokin dope and fuckin a hoe .
It's so much funnier and makes it sound less criminal.
Smokin hoes and fuckin dope by JasonR47 April 1, 2020
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