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ass horsery 

Referring to an instance of pure, undeniable stupidity.
"Did you happen to catch the OU vs. Alabama game last week?"

"No, but I'm guessing OU won via ass horsery..."
ass horsery by Antonio Sylvia January 7, 2014

Jack horsery 

The act of screwing around like a jackass.
Katlyn kept sending me strange non work related text. I asked her nicely to stop the jack horsery.

self-isolation high horsery 

When a menacing and creepy person becomes menacing and creepy because they have perceived what they believe to be a transgression of their fascist definition of Social Distancing.
Dude! That manic guy just emptied his slop-bucket out the window on top of that couple who met on the street, self-isolation high horsery is really getting out of control.
A person (usually a girl) that is extremely annoying.
Hi hoesey you are very annoying today
hoesey by Stoneswordnic February 12, 2018
1. Magic done with or by horses.
2. Equestrian sports or affairs.
3. The totality of equine species (as "humanity" is to people).
Horsery is the common thread running through all of Dick Francis's mystery novels.
Horsery by mdrum July 19, 2009
A women who poses poser as a hoe.
Look at that hoeser; dressing like that just to get attention.
hoeser by Trail_Mix January 17, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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