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ass horsery 

Referring to an instance of pure, undeniable stupidity.
"Did you happen to catch the OU vs. Alabama game last week?"

"No, but I'm guessing OU won via ass horsery..."
ass horsery by Antonio Sylvia January 7, 2014

Jack horsery 

Katlyn kept sending me strange non work related text. I asked her nicely to stop the jack horsery.

self-isolation high horsery 

When a menacing and creepy person becomes menacing and creepy because they have perceived what they believe to be a transgression of their fascist definition of Social Distancing.
Dude! That manic guy just emptied his slop-bucket out the window on top of that couple who met on the street, self-isolation high horsery is really getting out of control.
A person (usually a girl) that is extremely annoying.
Hi hoesey you are very annoying today
hoesey by Stoneswordnic February 12, 2018
1. Magic done with or by horses.
2. Equestrian sports or affairs.
3. The totality of equine species (as "humanity" is to people).
Horsery is the common thread running through all of Dick Francis's mystery novels.
Horsery by mdrum July 19, 2009
A women who poses poser as a hoe.
Look at that hoeser; dressing like that just to get attention.
hoeser by Trail_Mix January 17, 2009